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introduction

I am Liz Lemon in male form.

Seriously.


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Sex: Male
Age: 25
Height: 6' 2" (187cm)
Ethnicity: White
Sexuality: Gay
Behaviour: Average
Out to: Friends
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
Body Type: Slim
Style: Trendy
Relationship: Single


about me

Finally back in London.

I now have a job and place to live, now it is time to start putting together more of a social life. Why is it so hard?

24, film studies graduate working in retail, geek, socially awkward (in the most charming way!), cynic, wry, have a fear of being possessed. A typical Scorpio.

As Liz Lemon says: “I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.”

All of that is true, just get rid of the musicals part, and replace Lost with any of my tv shows.


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