juxtaposeur: kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri ...: profile
introduction
Pyromaniacal Chinese artist with delusions of eloquence and the voice of Barry White
Here’s the Trailer… VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCuMRvjDuek
pigeon holes
Age: 30
Height: 5' 7" (170cm)
Ethnicity: Asian
Sexuality: Gay
Behaviour: Average
Out to: Everyone
Hair: Black
Body Type: Slim
Body Hair: Smooth
Facial Hair: Beard
Package: I have one
Style: Alternative
Relationship: Single
about me
This is rumour control, here are the facts…
I usually have the urge to break out into song in public. Sometimes the urge is sated… In various different voices. In the same verse…
I often make random geometric, frequently perpendicular patterns with various objects I encounter on my travels.
I border on Autistic Savantism when faced with rounds on ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’.
I like to draw comic-book style woman with big boobs and a missing right eye. Usually X-Women. (Their right, our left) Giger’s Alien (Boobs optional) Predator (ditto) and every movie incartation of Batman (nipples). And nothing else really…
I am a CEX-trafficker…
I get bored of talking about me. Let’s talk about LOLcats instead… The humour derives from primarily established anthropomorphic stereotypes, cats usually running the gauntlet from cute, innocent food obsessed to cynical, Machiavellian embodiments of evil with a nice line in PC repairs and…
fuck it let’s get back to me…
I like – fire arts, circus, movies – popcorn and arthouse, music – vibes not genre, digital art, doodling, sunshine, travelling, singing, twilight (the solar equinox, not the book/film thingy), smiles, hugs, death sticks, nice people with a mean streak, bastards with hearts of gold, honesty, chocolate, chilli, nuts, economy of communication, details, bigger picture, optimism, cynicism, realism, geeky guys with muscles, beefcakes with books, stereotypes, breaking stereotypes, sonic devices, the name ‘Scunthorpe’, and many others.
I dislike – wasted opportunities, games, quitting smoking, selfishness, winter (wet and gray as opposed snowy), ignorance, intolerance, the Dutch (kidding, I love Amsterdam… from the guidebook), stupid people, celery
Oh yes, if the opening sentence made you think of Hovis you get more than a brownie point, you get a Brownie (choose between Girl Guide and the Calorific Squidgy Cake thingy….
