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Under-3: will cut you with the cake knife: profile

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introduction

I left Thingbox for a journey of self discovery. I had many a fun adventure involving potentially prophetic dentures (they lied), feeding my balls to lesbians in Bournemouth (they loved them), neon pirates at Christmas (also Easter) and knife wielding clown robots (also invisible).

I did not find myself, but I did find a quad bike; he told me to return to Thingbox. So I ate him.

Then I returned with a reversible lion head.

All of this is true.

I also wish I would dance this well:


pigeon holes

Sex: Male
Age: 29
Height: 5' 9" (175cm)
Ethnicity: White
Eyes: Brown
Relationship: Single


about me

I felt I needed to redo this bit of my profile to make it better, but my macbook battery is about to die so it shall have to wait.


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